Some of you will remember the episode of Seinfeld in which Kramer lands a minor role in a Woody Allen movie. His one line - These pretzels are making me thirsty! He spends much of the show trying to decide how best to deliver those 6 simple words - with power and meaning and emotion - but, as only Kramer can, messes it up in the end. Try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRaLpHoZA8E to refresh your memory. And now that we've all had a good laugh, I'll explain how this has anything to do with anything. I, on the inspiration of Kosmo Kramer, have decided to try my hand at acting. I have auditioned for a similarly minor role in a little known, film-students-of-York-St. John production, entitled - The Last Non-Smoker. I shall not divulge the plot (my contract prohibits this), nor shall I reveal the lines that I deliver with such force, but I'd encourage you to seek out this soon to be cult classic. You wont be dissappointed. (In fact, I don't even know if I got the part, I just read a couple lines for the camera, barely managing to hold back laughter. Oh Kramer!)
3 comments:
oh man. you do love your seinfeld don't you?! sounds pretty fun. i'm curious to know what your equivalent of 'these pretzels are making me thirsty' is!
thanks for writing again. miss you lots.
haha...that got me thinking about the time he had to act about having gonorrhea or something but him and his friend were fighting over diseases...oh man...get's me everytime!
i am excited to hear if you have the part or not!
Keep up the good work.
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